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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 16:14

What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

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-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

Why can't my adopted sister accept she is not part of my family because she isn't related? Why can't she stop calling my parents mum and dad?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Octopussy

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd